Simp, Simp, Simp

No fun,

But also no problem,

So soft,

I’ll be your new cushion,

Simple is the way that men should exist,

Just don’t you ever test the strength in my wrist,

Say something to say something,

Say something to say nothing,

Man just lose the Halo,

You’re not fooling the men,

Just making us wonder who carries who to bed.

Simp, Simp, Simp,

Please accept,

Simp, Simp, Simp,

You know best.

So humble means so confident,

Pray for police on every street corner,

I need a real meathead to help me with this,

This is a problem Feminism cannot fix,

Say something to say something,

Say something to say nothing,

Man just drop the pretence,

You’re no better than X,

It’s just the only way you know how to get sex.

Simp, Simp, Simp,

Please accept,

Simp, Simp, Simp,

You know best.

Not quite a total eclipse,

Not quite an ignorant bliss,

Girl you make my tongue twist,

Girl you really close my lips,

Are you having a good night?

Are we having a good night?

Can we call this a good night?

Let’s just both say good night.

Simp, Simp, Simp,

Please accept,

Simp, Simp, Simp,

You know best.

I’ll just agree with,

Whatever she says,

I just agree with,

Whatever she says,

I just agreed with,

Whatever she said.